Pet Contest Winner
she wasn't pregnant.
grocery aisle swan-dive
He was 'she'.
am busy here !!
split skirt seam
Pee'd in pants.
accidentaly shaved eyebrow
He was gay.
Apologizing for ex-husband
Church.Flatulence.Girls.
I'm Not Interested.
Hard To Say
No chair. Oops!
Oh no, there's no way to do my most embarrassing moment in just 3 words! Would it make any sense to say...tucked in skirt????
Bright red stain.
Pants fell down.
Can't tell that.
Caught playing doctor!
Foot in mouth
stained back seat
wipe-out in public
Fell off schoolbus
Redefining this daily.
top fell down
not mortified easily
Convenient senior momentCan't remember stuffEspecially if embarrassing
Way too many
Tripped down stairs.
Urinated in font.
not my drugs
Forgot solo words!
Used wrong name
hasn't happened yet
See-Through Swimmers.
papers flew everywhere
I'm not pregnant
skirt slipped "up"
Hasn't happened yet
Parents: I'm gay.
baby screamed "bullshit!"
Mooned a hiker
Nose soda squirter
Boss heard gossip:(*Love this concept!:)
An inappropriate fart.
Husband's psychotic break.
Can't pick one...Seriously, though, there are just way too many.
Peed my pants.
Sperm out nose.
falling handsome stained!
deep throat, vomit
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Pet Contest Winner
she wasn't pregnant.
grocery aisle swan-dive
He was 'she'.
am busy here !!
split skirt seam
Pee'd in pants.
accidentaly shaved eyebrow
He was gay.
Apologizing for ex-husband
Church.
Flatulence.
Girls.
I'm Not Interested.
Hard To Say
No chair. Oops!
Oh no, there's no way to do my most embarrassing moment in just 3 words! Would it make any sense to say...
tucked in skirt????
Bright red stain.
Pants fell down.
Can't tell that.
Caught playing doctor!
Foot in mouth
stained back seat
wipe-out in public
Fell off schoolbus
Redefining this daily.
top fell down
not mortified easily
Convenient senior moment
Can't remember stuff
Especially if embarrassing
Way too many
Tripped down stairs.
Urinated in font.
not my drugs
Forgot solo words!
Used wrong name
hasn't happened yet
See-Through Swimmers.
papers flew everywhere
I'm not pregnant
skirt slipped "up"
Hasn't happened yet
Parents: I'm gay.
baby screamed "bullshit!"
Mooned a hiker
Nose soda squirter
Boss heard gossip:(
*Love this concept!:)
An inappropriate fart.
Husband's psychotic break.
Can't pick one...
Seriously, though, there are just way too many.
Peed my pants.
Sperm out nose.
falling handsome stained!
deep throat, vomit
Post a Comment